Player of the Week (POW): Week 1

I thought that I would start up the Player of the Week Awards for this
season. Here they go. If you disagree, go screw yourself!

POW (Hitting):
Beaners: David Wright: 2HRS, 9 RBI's, .474 AVG, 1.420 OPS, and 1 SB

Note Worthy
Faux's Footlongs: Ryan Langerhans: 2 HRs, 7 RBI's, .476 AVG, 1.400 OPS, and 4 SB

Full Flannels: Preston Wilson: 4 HRs, 7 RBI's .296 AVG, 1.110 OPS

FKAky: Derek Lee: 3 HRs, 7 RBI's. .375 AVG, 1.520 OPS, and new contract with Cubs

BOX CHOWERS: Albert Pujols: 4 HRs, 9 RBI's, .304 AVG, 1.310 OPS, and 1 SB

BOX CHOWERS: Andrew Jones: 3 HRs, 13 RBI's, .302 AVG, .984 OPS

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WOW (Worthless Player of the Week):
Poppers: Barry Bonds: 0 HR, 0 RBI, 7 BB, .167 AVG