if this were roto...

if this were traditional rotisserie instead of head-to-head, here's how our 'final', 'regular season' standings would look:

Cumulative	R	HR	RBI	SB	AVG	OPS	W	SV	IP	ERA	WHIP	K-BB
Footlongs	659	192	648	94	0.2794	0.8528	45	14	790	4.1	1.342	253
Slumpbusters	680	136	624	107	0.2839	0.8229	57	50	840.7	4.4	1.377	338
Full Flanull	551	122	529	90	0.2755	0.7757	51	55	877.3	4.19	1.362	403
Utility Men	652	138	562	116	0.2709	0.778	54	49	979.3	4.44	1.339	376
Poppers	646	137	564	81	0.2806	0.8339	50	43	855.3	4.01	1.295	427
Beaners	577	125	527	83	0.2707	0.7642	54	25	949.3	4.52	1.38	457
Diggleturb	696	180	658	60	0.2867	0.8276	45	27	809.3	4.97	1.484	267
Pickle Weasels	669	167	669	70	0.2778	0.8027	44	40	782.3	4.31	1.423	338
FKAKY	709	179	637	108	0.2698	0.8002	48	43	795.7	4.51	1.445	277
Heaters	634	163	660	49	0.2655	0.7699	49	1	947	4.6	1.423	291
BOX CHOWERS	608	131	607	44	0.2647	0.7649	47	34	846.7	5.1	1.475	305
Average Team	644	152	608	82	0.2750	0.7993	49	35	861	4.47	1.395	339

Rotisserie	R	HR	RBI	SB	AVG	OPS	W	SV	IP	ERA	WHIP	K-BB	Pts
Slumpbusters	10	4	7	10	11	9	12	11	5	8	8	6	101
Poppers	6	5	4	5	10	11	8	8	7	12	12	11	99
Utility Men	7	6	3	12	5	5	10	10	12	7	11	9	97
Footlongs	8	12	9	9	9	12	2	2	2	11	10	1	87
Full Flanull	1	1	2	8	7	4	9	12	9	10	9	10	82
Pickle Weasels	9	9	12	4	8	8	1	7	1	9	4	6	78
FKAKY	12	10	8	11	3	7	5	8	3	5	3	3	78
Average Team	5	7	6	6	6	6	7	6	8	6	6	8	77
Diggleturb	11	11	10	3	12	10	2	4	4	2	1	2	72
Beaners	2	2	1	7	4	1	10	3	11	4	7	12	64
Heaters	4	8	11	2	2	3	6	1	10	3	4	4	58
BOX CHOWERS	3	3	5	1	1	2	4	5	6	1	2	5	38